itsstuckyinmyhead:

Pets and Tumblr photoset

shewpthewewp:

this is the video for reference

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tylerslittleshit:

tylerslittleshit:

english is not my first language and all my life i thought brussel sprouts was the name of some celebrity

everyone is always like “i hate brussel sprouts” and all this time i was here thinking what the fuck did that poor guy do

becausebirds:

forgot how to stairs

fini-mun:

Imagine this scenario. You drop your phone in the cake batter. The cake bakes. The cake comes out looking great, and you frost it. It looks beautiful. A masterpiece of baking.

Later, you need to make a phone call, but you can’t find your phone. You ask your friend to call you, so you can find it by the ring tone. You hear a muffled ring. Slowly, both you and your friend turn to the cake.

(Source: multipack)

dasfreefree:

i couldn’t make this up even if i tried

(Source: twirpy)

Adam Scott’s Scholarly Analysis Of “Ice Ice Baby” (x)

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